Brain Fart Recipe

Ingredients

• 1 fifth Everclear alcohol
• 1 fifth Smirnoff Red Label vodka
• 2 liters Mountain Dew citrus soda
• 2 liters Surge citrus soda
• 1 bottle lemon juice
• 1 pint Bacardi white rum

Pre-chill soda, and mix slowly with other ingredients and ice in a punch bowl.